Somehow, “The prison bitch formerly known as Crackhead” has a nice ring to it.  Here’s hoping your “something” is an arrest.  Or og venting your fury by proxy.

The Bastard Child of Richard Simmons and Angelina Jolie,
Dix

Her pic is posted at four hotels in the KC area and at a couple just a short jaunt towards the Kansas side.

It would be interesting if she showed up at mine ... nothing too exciting ever happens there!

(Knock on wood.)

That’s excellent, especially in light of the fact that she’s got a warrant out for her ... (!)

sweet! Can I be like “Dog, Bounty Hunter” and go bring her in?

Fun though that may be, I think her dad’s going to want to do the honors ... (!)

Dang. I was gonna wear my loincloth and drag her back by her hair like the neanderthal I am.

So howsabout an update? email even, if you gotta.

Despite a steady diet of Law & Order and CSI, I’m still pretty dumb when it comes to Law Enforcement.  (Respect mah ah-tho-rah-TAY!)

So, is the warrant out because charges are being filed and the detective believes he has enough evidence?  Or because she’s wanted for questioning?

OOh, and if she brought any of your stuff across state lines… do the Feds get involved?  Cuz, ya know, they don’t have better things to do like busting medical marijuana farms in California or perhaps, I dunno FINDING FREAKING OSAMA BIN LADEN?

Priorities, people...,
Dix

osama is in the united states? where the FBI has authori-tay?

Didn’t you hear? 

He’s up at Neverland Ranch with Michael and OJ.  They’re plotting to blow up the Santa Monica City Courthouse and assissinate “the real killers”, then take over Chuck E. Cheese and pipe subliminal messages to America’s youth telling them to wear wigs, kill their parents and plead insanity after shoplifting at Nordstroms.

Oh, wait… that’s Walmart’s business plan.  My bad.

Blue light special,
Dix

Yes… I said “assissinate”.  You got a problem with that?

Whitever,
Dax

me, I want to assinate him. I want to beat him to death with my buns of steel.

How long did dix sound out ah-tho-rah-tay before he got it right, Wad wondered.

Wad,

Longer than it should have.  Steady brain-death after 20 is a bitch.

With ah-tho-rah-TAY,
Dix