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Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death

Thursday, September 08, 2005

You don’t need help to poop on a cracker

Guess who I'm going to be seeing, if not meeting, on Tuesday?

No, seriously. Take a guess.

(Big hint: He tends to make bizarre analogies as he's giving advice ...)

Indeed, it would be the man himself, Dr. Freakin' PHIL.

Yeah, he's totally doing a mall tour of Chicagoland, and he's coming to our neck of the woods, and the paper wants ME to cover it! How cool is THAT!?! Of course, they also said I couldn't ask him advice on how to deal with Mother, but what other advice would he possibly give me other than shooting her and dumping her cold, dead remains in the Cal Sag*?

See, y'all with your 401Ks and health insurance -- that's fine for you fancy people. I on the other hand, get to meet Dr. Phil. How you like me NOW!?!

Wait ... what!?? …

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Wouldn’t you like him to give Seahag a nice Dr. Phil bitchslap?

Posted by Amy on 09/09 at 08:24 AM

(laughs) Her too. Shit.

Posted by Broad on 09/09 at 09:20 AM

Dr. P: You don’t need to dance the cha-cha, in order to be jealous of Broad interviewing me.

Posted by Snidget on 09/09 at 12:56 PM

LOL Snidget!

Still, nothing tops, “You don’t have to poop on a cracker....”!

Posted by Amy on 09/09 at 01:00 PM

Hey Quirky! To commemorate 9/11, I’ve decided to visit every single blog on my blogroll today. I appreciate the entertainment and enjoyment you provide, and I wish you peace and happiness.
LJ

Posted by mooalex on 09/11 at 01:54 PM

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m said: I started making it last night and started eating it during the game. And a bowl before bed. And a… ...[go].

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