Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death

Unnatural cat lovin'

Wednesday, June 09, 2004
Even I have my limits
When you get halfway up the stairs, and a wang is wafting through the hallway even though the air conditioning is on? It's time to do a wholesale cleaning of the litterboxes. Wow.
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Monday, May 17, 2004
Would YOU work if you had this?
I took this picture a week ago and wanted to see how this "upload images" thingy works. Anyway, this is Rube, and this is what he does when I'm working.

Could you just DIE from the cuteness?
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Saturday, May 15, 2004
We got crazies up in here
Picture this: Both boys are on the desk; Elliott's trying to eat the La Creme Mousse I'm dipping my strawberries in, and Rube's rubbing his cheek on the monitor, making it his bitch. Meanwhile, I'm trying to write one of two stories I have before I head into the great unknown Northwest Suburbs for Sammy's bon voyage.

On the plus side, I picked up my bike today. Woo! I'm so riding tomorrow. The downside, however, is that since the landlords won't let me just keep it behind the stairs out front, I'm going to have to haul it up and down when I want to ride. Sigh. I guess I'll get two workouts in one.

Now Rube's making the strawberries his bitches. What is UP with this!?!?
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Wednesday, March 31, 2004
I swear, I didn’t make this up!
"You know, it's a little disconcerting when your cat gets wood." -- Kaffy, whose cat just can't get enough of her love, bay-baaaaaay!

Actually, nothing of import happened today, so I'll just leave y'all with that until tomorrow. Party on, man.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
You heard it here first:
"I have a fucked-up relationship with my cat!" -- Kaffy, upon getting her cat aroused for the second time in three days.

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Monday, March 29, 2004
Kaffy’s new live-in lover
I look forward to the last Sunday of each month, because that's when the illustrious Emperor Warrior Kendar , aka Good King WOO!hair, has about six of us over to his crib and makes us beautiful by working his stylist magic. We all arrive between 11 and 1, and then we order some food and sit around and laaaaaaaugh and laaaaugh before he gets down to business. We all leave with gorgeous colors and cuts and highlights and things, plus I get to see some of my bestest friends in the universe, like Kaffy, who, upon losing a freakin' buttload of weight, just might have found a new boyfriend, because lately, she seems to be getting awful friendly with a relative young, gorgeous black ... cat.
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