Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Thursday, August 05, 2004
The crappy effects of getting loaded
I had every intention of sleeping until 9-ish, all snug as a bug in a rug because of the uncharacteristically cool weather and all, but THAT is not happening this morning. Why? Because I probably had just one beer too many last night, and that coupled with the fact that my sleep schedule has been all fucked up for the past five days has me wide awake at 6:07 a.m. Believe me, if I had a crabby smiley face icon to insert, it would be inserted.

In the meantime, the unholiest of unholy unions (sans Rebecca) should be just about finished consumating itself. The best part about that? It didn't happen in my crib.
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Wednesday, August 04, 2004
A treatise on rank poverty, Mer stylee
In this episode, our heroine Mer talks about the Slovenian Gypsy village she spent time in. Now, she absolutely loved the time she spent in the Balkans and would go back in a heartbeat, but like anyone who's lived in the civilized world for even a month, the poverty in the village became entirely too oppressive. (Oh, and I realize this would be a lot funnier to y'all if y'all could see the expressions and gestures that go along with all this, but the dialogue itself is still pretty funny, imho.)
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Tuesday, August 03, 2004
North and South unite
All right, so I've been talking to one of the women of Salada de Fruta, aka the previously thought-of bad people, and I'd like to issue an apology to them. It really wasn't their intention to steal from me, and although I was trying to be funny about the whole thing, I took it a bit too far and ended up hurting some people who didn't really deserve it. You know, taking a submachine gun to something that probably deserved a squirt with a water pistol before getting the mowdown. And while I'm not backing down from my original position -- copyright infringement will not be tolerated, and anyone caught doing it is subject to logging on to their site and finding an unpleasant image in its stead -- I promise to do a better job of letting the person explain themselves before getting all ghetto and insulting them and, in this case, their entire country. No, seriously, the fight is over.

Next up: Shocking the insane back to reality by sending them to a Slovenian Gypsy village.
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Monday, August 02, 2004
You think!?!?
Words of wisdom from our friend Mer in the last three seconds, after watching the Nick Berg video:
Mer: You know, I don't think I'd want to be beheaded.

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Shiraz, shiraz, shiraz!
Mer is here, safe and sound, except tonight? We've put down a bottle of Yellowtail and watched the movie Bully which, if you haven't seen it, is excellent. A highlight from just 3 seconds ago?
Mer: Rebecca, I just took methoyltrexate, drank like a bastard and had two shots of Atavan. It takes A LOT to kill someone.

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