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Monday, April 05, 2004
Not funny, but hysterical at the same time. Period.
Today, Zoot tells a funny story about her childhood, and you must read it, because it's just that damn funny.

See it here.
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Friday, April 02, 2004
Meme-in’ to the Oldies
Found this over at Zoot's crib, who cribbed it off Catherine. Fun exercise -- y'all should crib it, too, but you have to promise to tell Catherine about it if you do. Not because she'll be pissed if you do it; she just wants to hear your damn songs, man. The trick is, though, to narrow it down, because I don't know about you, but I have a million billion songs for each of these.
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Friday, February 27, 2004
Heh. Sounds like Hobart.
Personally, I'd have preferred faded-baby-blue-with-white-piping-and-drawstring swim trunks like the ones a pal of this one guy used to wear out on the golf course, but as long as Skot wears his golf shoes and a ratty AC/DC t-shirt as he lounges by the pool, he'll have the NWI hillbilly summer uniform down pat.

Wonder if they can get the accent down?
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Thursday, February 26, 2004
Sometimes I forget how wonderful The Onion is …
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Wednesday, February 25, 2004
My first time pimping out another site
Found on Wonkette:
TBogg wants your perkiest Bush/Cheney slogans, but he's already taken the good ones: • "America! It's Not Just For Heterosexuals Anymore...Okay. Actually It Is..." • "If You're Reading This, 9/11 Wasn't So Bad Now, Was It?" Some further ideas: • "Keep America Free From Ass-Fucking: Bush 2004" • "Re-Elect Bush/Cheney: You Didn't Really Want That Manufacturing Job, Anyway" • "Bush: He's Alive (Unlike Some Other Candidates We Could Name)" • "Vote Bush: It's Not Like He's Hitler" Edwards, of course, already has gobs of great slogans. But what about Kerry? "Bring it on"? It's not even original! What's next, "54-40 or fight"? Send TBogg your Bush-Cheney taglines, we want your Kerry ideas. We'll get you started: • "Vote Kerry: He Does Too Have a Pulse" • "He Was in the War, You Know." • "Kerry: Won't Sleep with an Intern. Unless You Want Him To." • "Kerry: Taking Your Guns Away With His Cold, Dead Hands." • "Kerry for President: Two Positions for the Price of One" • "Fresh Because He's Frozen: Kerry 2004" • "I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot for This President! Kerry 2004" Perky Happy Fuzzy Baby Bunnies for Bush [TBogg]
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It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

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