Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Saturday, November 10, 2007
About the little miscreants who keep rummaging through my car

That’s kinda been my big excitement lately: It all started last month, when I left my car unlocked one night; the next day, I jump into my car to find my car manual sitting on my passenger side and a 12-pack of Pepsi GONE. Now, NOBODY takes my nectar, dammit, but what am I gonna do? And anyways, the kids were out of school for whatever break, so I figured it was teenagers being stupid. Whatever.

Until today, when I walked out to my car to find my manual once again on the passenger’s seat, plus my trunk and gas door opened. As far as I can tell, nothing was missing, but now it seems that someone’s fucking with me. So, fine. I’ll just keep my doors locked at all times, or maybe I’ll just start pointing a hidden cam at my car at night and tape the sons-of-bitches. I mean, I haven’t gone to the police about anyone in a couple years, so I reckon I’m about due.

Posted by Broad9:54 PM
It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

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