Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Broads and their toys
I swear, I'm such a dude sometimes: The battery on my piece-of-shit cell phone was starting to go, so instead of being pratical and getting a new battery, what I do? I go out and spend $50 for a teenie-weenie little flip phone that's just so. damn. CUTE. Well, that and I upped my plan to Cingular's special 1000 minutes with rollover for $39.99, which is 400 more than I had, but I ended up relinquishing my unlimited nights and weekends. Honestly, though, I do most of my cell talking during the day, so 1000 miuntes equals out to, what, 6 hours or something? That could be enough, so I guess I was being sort of practical after all. Huh.

So, for the past few days, I've been sitting in front of a blank sheet of paper, trying to write Cousin Nancy a letter, and although Kaffy and I talked about what it should say, it hasn't been going as smoothly as I'd like.
Posted by BroadF'ed-up family
It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

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Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
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The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:

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