Friday, June 25, 2004
What was and what should never be
Going through the ATM this morning, ahead of me was this woman. Not an unattractive woman by any means, mind you, but she would've been a lot more attractive if the following had been true:
1) That her perfectly abundant, perfectly permed hair wasn't held back by a banana clip, circa 1987;
2) that she wasn't wearing a hot pink shirt with sparkles and things hanging off under the arms, circa 1992;
3) That she wasn't driving in a late-model, black Trans-Am with the license plate "4Mikey" (no offense, mikey), circa 1985, and -- AND
4) that she wasn't wearing HEAD GEAR, circa 6th grade.
Aren't there laws about that stuff? I mean, wow.
1) That her perfectly abundant, perfectly permed hair wasn't held back by a banana clip, circa 1987;
2) that she wasn't wearing a hot pink shirt with sparkles and things hanging off under the arms, circa 1992;
3) That she wasn't driving in a late-model, black Trans-Am with the license plate "4Mikey" (no offense, mikey), circa 1985, and -- AND
4) that she wasn't wearing HEAD GEAR, circa 6th grade.
Aren't there laws about that stuff? I mean, wow.
Ohhhh...that’s...unfortunate. She needs to be on “What Not to Wear” in a bad way.