Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Yeah, I know Adrian Zakula. Why do you ask?
Greetings, people who find me through googling him or however it is you get here --

When I do my stat check each day, rarely am I surprised by what I find people looking up; "big boobs," "my boobs hurt," "vinyl smell" or "skull fucking" are usually among the biggest draws. You know, nothing out of the ordinary here in Chez Broad, really.

But then there'll be months when visitors come looking for he of the over-gelled mop-top, and I have to tell you, y'all are FREAKING. ME. OUT. I mean, who are you that you are inquiring of the wonders that are Mr. Zakula? Seriously. Are you trying to do a background check because you want to date him? Or are you members of the illustrious committee trying to find recorded dirt? (If so, stop by and say 'Hi," yo! I'm sure I don't have anything you don't already know, but it's not like you don't know me, right!? Be social!) What IS it!?!? I need to know so I can, like, relax.

Something else you can do to ease my melon: See that banner down there about the silver jewelry? Click on it so I can get a wee referral fee. That is all.

[CLARIFICATION: When I said go click on the banner, what I really meant was, "Go buy something from them, because they've got some really cool stuff, and then I can get my wee referral fee."]
It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

100 things
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Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.

Give it to me, baby.

Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...

The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:

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