Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Meme, Meemmee, MEMEEEEEEE—oh.
Copy this entire list into your blog/journal. Bold everything that is true about you; leave alone anything that is false about you; or place an asterisk by anything that you would like to be true about you. I have had sex while wearing a blindfold. I have blindfolded someone during sex. I have had sex while watching porn. I have had sex while surfing porn on the internet.(... with MYSELF.) I sleep better after sex. There are some nights when I can�t sleep without sex or masturbating. The bed is Not my favorite place to have sex. I get turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate. I have masturbated for someone over a webcam. I have had sex over a webcam. I will have sex with someone I just met if he/she turns me on. I have been tied up during sex. I have had sex with someone who was tied up. I have dripped hot wax on a lover�s body. I have had a lover drip hot wax on my body. I have a foot fetish. I have a leather fetish. I have a tickle fetish. I like being choked during sex. (I have a friend who swears by this.) I have had sex in a burning building. I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence. I enjoy nudie magazines. (Especially during that one time in college, when we were reading the Penthouse Forum out loud. That was cool.] Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget. (Shutup, you.) I think Playboy is tame, maybe even boring. I have clicked on porn links in my email. I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn. I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn film. Much of what I know about sex comes from porn. Interracial sex turns me on. (Not moreso than any other, anyway.) I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex. (What's to understand? Seriously.) I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity. My current lover does not meet my sexual needs. (Yeeeeah. Like I'd go THERE in public ever if that were true.) I currently have a crush on someone of the same sex. I have had sex at my place of employment. (Who HASN'T?) I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships. Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac. I am difficult to live with if I�m not having sex on a regular basis. (Name me someone who isn't.) I sleep better with someone curled up next to me. I have had sex underwater. I have had sex in the snow. I am in a polyamorous relationship. (Um ... next question) I have to have like music playing during sex. I have had more than 10 orgasms in one night.* I have flashed strangers. (Does having sex in the school parking lot with the rent-a-cops watching count?) I have given sex as a gift. (Every night of sex with me is a gift. What are YOU talking about?) I have set-up a three-way for my lover. I stopped during this list to have sex.

[Horked from Pants de la Maison]
Posted by Broad9:45 PM
It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

100 things
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Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.

Give it to me, baby.

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The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:

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