Friday, November 18, 2005
More marketing moronity
Driving to Poppy's yesterday, and what do I see but a big fancy white Hemi truck with its business advertising all up on it. The name of the business? "Rolling Stone Masonry." "Clever," I think, for an NWI business.
NOW IF ONLY YOU HADN'T GONE AHEAD AND ADOPTED THE ROLLING STONES LOGO AS YOUR OWN AND EMBLAZONED IT ON THE SIDE OF THE DAMN TRUCK, I COULD'VE LET IT GO, DUMBASS.
My editor's going to send me the story I did on what happens to businesses who don't do their due diligence before choosing a company name, but basically, if you get caught using a company's name, likeness or anything about it, it's called trademark dilution, and you're screwed: Lookit. And the penalties ain't cheap. At the very least, the Rolling Stones could send a "cease and desist"; if he's smart, homie would change his truck, letterhead and all other facets of his business -- a huge expense, as the subjects of my story found out. But we've already established he's not by virtue of using the trademark in the first place, so if he doesn't get rid of it, the fines start about $250,000, as I recall.
I wish I'd gotten where this cat's out of, because I'd have no qualms sending him a letter instructing him of his dumbass-ness.
[UPDATE: See story below.]
NOW IF ONLY YOU HADN'T GONE AHEAD AND ADOPTED THE ROLLING STONES LOGO AS YOUR OWN AND EMBLAZONED IT ON THE SIDE OF THE DAMN TRUCK, I COULD'VE LET IT GO, DUMBASS.
My editor's going to send me the story I did on what happens to businesses who don't do their due diligence before choosing a company name, but basically, if you get caught using a company's name, likeness or anything about it, it's called trademark dilution, and you're screwed: Lookit. And the penalties ain't cheap. At the very least, the Rolling Stones could send a "cease and desist"; if he's smart, homie would change his truck, letterhead and all other facets of his business -- a huge expense, as the subjects of my story found out. But we've already established he's not by virtue of using the trademark in the first place, so if he doesn't get rid of it, the fines start about $250,000, as I recall.
I wish I'd gotten where this cat's out of, because I'd have no qualms sending him a letter instructing him of his dumbass-ness.
[UPDATE: See story below.]










