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Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Farting like a mental patient

So the other day as I was going through the Gawker comments as I’m known to do, one of the regulars was commenting on how, when he feeds his dog people food, he/she/it “farts like a mental patient.” I swear to GOD, that was the funniest thing I’ve read in about a week (after one of my editors sent me a fake story about how one of the towns was going to use its well-known paraplegic’s guy in a wheelchair’s lap to shoot off fireworks, of course. Yes, I AM fully aware that I’m going to Hell. Why do you ask?) Poppy didn’t find it quite as funny as I did, but Kaffy sure did, and we laaaaaaaaaaaaughed and laaaaaaaaaaaughed about it last night.

In other news, I came to the sad, sad realization yesterday that I can no longer walk out of the house sans bra.

Posted by Broad5:42 PM
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Aaaaaaand … we’re back
A free-lance artist!?? Try a hack who slaps paint on signs or on the sides of buildings for $9 an hour!

—Mer, on everyone’s favorite idiot
Posted by Broad4:49 AM
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Yeah, man. I’m hardcore
Two DUIs in three months? Does he know your other ex, who allegedly embezzled from the FOP? You run with a rough crowd.

-- From an amusing conversation I had with JB re: My somewhat dubious taste in men
Posted by Broad3:24 AM
Saturday, January 28, 2006
“And why do they gotta pick such stupid songs?”
If I have to see one more hooched-up girl, I swear ...

-- Snidgey as we left the IHSDTA Dance competition I covered this afternoon
Posted by Broad8:37 PM
It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

100 things
Info meme #1
Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.

Give it to me, baby.

Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...

The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:

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