Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Bit o’ housekeeping
You might've noticed that the awesomely fabulous eyeball skin created for me by the awesomely fabulous Christina has mysteriously disappeared. Well, nothing mysterious about it: Some twatconcerned party with a hard-onconcerns toward the Bonafide girls ratted on us contacted the author about Snidgey's and my sites, and he asked us to take them down, which is fine, because neither of us asked him permission, and we should've. Still, I really dug that skin. But Chrissytina is going to whip me up another little sum'in sum'in, so look forward to that soon.
Posted by Broad4:59 PM
“i’m not in the mood for your bullshit. leave me alone.”
If there's one thing I can appreciate about TOG, it's his candor. Doesn't make it hurt any less when I'm on the ass end of it, but ... I guess I admire the ability to self-preserve with such authority at the first sign of something uncomfortable (snickers weakly and shakes head). But I'm cool -- honestly, I'd much rather know than be ignored -- so we're just going to let it lie. It'll work itself out however it's supposed to.*

Let's talk instead about the really big news: Cousin Crackhead is supposedly going to the station tonight because she's "really anxious to clear her name," according to the detective. I'm sure she is (rolls eyes). Oh, and guess who I talked to yesterday during the parade I covered? That would be Boy Wonder, who was there with BFKAS and SC. (shudders) B-dubs looks well and seemed to have his head about him; we talked mainly about Crazy Aunt and her troubles, which have become so out of control, I'm not even. He also talked about a little bit about a fight he had with his dad wherein his dad basically said he would never accept his lifestyle, and that made me sad for him. But we parted on good terms and he said he would stop by one day and we would have coffee or something.
Posted by Broad3:00 PM
Monday, July 04, 2005
I get the feeling …
The following is going to become much more relevant in the next few days ...
Posted by Broad5:09 PM
Friday, July 01, 2005
Did I say “pussy?” I think what I REALLY meant was …
FUCKING pussy: Below you'll find what ol' Normy Pearlstine, chief girl at Time Inc., had to say about his bending over for the courts and giving up Matt Cooper's notes.

"'I tend to be one who temporizes and doesn't make a decision before I have to,' " Mr. Pearlstine said." Translation: "I didn't know what to do until Horgan said he might level even steeper fines than 1G a day. Then it all came to me."

[Via Gawker]
Posted by Broad3:01 PM
Never underestimate the power of Dad
The news is in, y'all: Dangdiggity's Pops be IN THE CLEAR! No non-Hodgkins for him! Hi-OOOHHHHH! So go congratulate her. NOW! Not later, like y'all probably did LAST TIME when I told you to go give her happy thoughts. Sheesh.

Btw, when did she and her family get the good news? Dad's birthday, natch.
Posted by Broad4:36 AM
Before I forget (as if I ever could)
Dad would've been 71 today. Happy Birthday, wherever you be. I love you.
Posted by Broad12:46 AM
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Time caves to government pressure, hangs all reporters out to dry
Lookit

[Via Gawker]

Pussies.

[UPDATE: And for censorship hatas, here's one for the college books from Romenesko: Lookit]
Posted by Broad1:01 PM
I think I may have a new boyfriend
because I just got off the phone with a boy named Turtle, and ohmiGOD, the CUTENESS. For anyone who's ever heard his momma talk, y'all know how cute that is. But coming from a 5 year-old, and an articulate one at that!?! Holy shit. He told me he's taking care of Newbie now and that tomorrow morning, he has karate and that he's really good. And since I know his momma's going to raise him right. I think I could wait the, oh, 14, 15 years it's going to take for him to cook. Because guys dating older broads is the in thing, after all.

S'anyway, back to the thing I posted about blog rules the other night: Zoot also talked about people she knows are reading her but don't tell her. You know, because she can't figure it out or anything. I get some of that, too. (I especially love the ones who come to me through anonymizer; it's like, "Dude, what do you think I'm going to do to you if I know who you are? Come to your house and shit on your porch? Although there are some people (cocks eyebrown and scratches chin mischievously) ...") Seriously, though, like Zoot, I have stats, and I may not know who all of y'all are by looking at you, but I can sure figure it out, so why not just lemeno you're there? It'll make you look a lot less creepy and weird.
Posted by Broad12:34 AM
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Closest I’ll ever get to attending MIT
Take the MIT Weblog Survey

[Horked from the foxy Headcase]
Posted by Broad1:57 PM
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Because I’m a retard and have no idea how this works
The latest installment of the DtR chronicles has us trying to set up a second meeting. For the past few days, he's been quiet, saying he's up to his eyeballs in "personal issues." And then this afternoon, he drops it on me: He's asking his wife for a divorce and moving into his own crib this weekend. But don't tell anyone, because only his sister and boss know what's going on.

For anyone taking bets out there as to how long THAT was going to take, it was two weeks -- actually, not even. Sigh.

I mean, how stupid do you think I am!?! Do you honestly think I don't KNOW that guys tend to look up their old flames when the shit hits the fan with their current old ladies!?! Like you're the first dude that ever came up with this? Puh-LEEEZE. I may have been born in the morning, but it wasn't YESTERDAY MORNING. How much more contrived* can you BE, fer chrissakes.

$750 to go ... $750 to go ...
Posted by Broad5:49 PM
But I like them
Why oh why is it that every time Daily Candy sends me a link to a Web site with pretty shoes, all the shoes are out of my price range right now?
Posted by Broad1:25 PM
Blog rules 101
Found this over at this dude Uncle Bob's, who I'd never read but apparently got dooced. I really, really dig it, so read it and learn.

[Via the lovely Zoot, whose husband really didn't shave off all his body hair.]
Posted by Broad4:33 AM
Monday, June 27, 2005
Kids these days
Got an e-mail from my little friend Kate; we were talking about purses when she hit me with the news that she's getting married. In September.

To a guy she met in April.

The first thing I did when I saw this e-mail? Called her and said, "You're WHAT!?!?!?" to which she replied with a laugh, "Why did I know I was going to get a quick response from you on that?" And I growled my usual "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm" that I do when I've been hit with dubious news.

(She knows I'm blogging about this, btw, so I'm not talking out of school or anything. And no, she's not knocked-up.)

So I heard her out about why she feels the need to this, and she said that ultimately when it comes down to it, if she described why it felt so right, it would lose all meaning. She also said that they were thinking about doing it in March, but that fiance's sister's getting married in April, and she had an aneurysm that she was going to get upstaged, so then I said, "So you can't wait until AFTER APRIL!?!?" and she said "Well, yeeeeah." There was also stuff about why should they pay $900 apiece for their cribs when they're already living together practically (reasonable), but that his parents wouldn't let them live together without being married (not their business since he's, like, 26) and that his parents got married quickly and have been married happily for 38 years. So then I told her that there are at least three marriages I know of right now that happened just as quickly that are either on the verge of petering out or already have, and are you SURE you REALLY want to do this, because odds like that? Not promising. But she swears this is what she wants. So I told her that she was 21 and that once I get over the initial shock, I'll be supportive and wonderful. And she said she understood my concerns and everything. It was fine.

But man! Three months!?!?!
Posted by Broad8:02 PM
Today, my job just became a lot scarier
Here it is, folks -- the end of a free press as we know it: Lookit.
Posted by Broad2:59 PM
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Is it wrong for a broad …
to buy a new purse when rent is due in a week? Probably not? Well, would it help y'all to know that I got it off eBay for, like, a little less than half retail? And that it's blue like Snidgey's!?! (She lives 700 miles away, so that doesn't count!)

Still not convinced?

Ok, would telling you that that the Louis fake I'm using right now is sooo two years ago, and everyone in NWI has it or something like it make the new bag more palletablepalatable?

No?

(sigh) Tough crowd.
Posted by Broad4:24 PM
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