Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
More on the slit-your-wrists, why-it-sucks-to-be-a-broad front

I’m still trying to figure out how in the holy hell these vermin burst her implant. Good Christ, y’all.

Victim: Gang-Rape Cover-Up by U.S., Halliburton/KBR

Found over at Jezebel, where you’ll also find links to contact your m’erf’in Congressmen about stopping this abomination of a company in the comments. Not that that will do anything, but it might keep you from plying yourself full of whiskey at just past noon. 


Posted by Broad10:10 AM
Monday, December 10, 2007
Since I’m going to hell anyway (Pt. eleventy billion),

I most certainly did snicker to myself when the gastrointerologist informed Mother that not only would she have a lower GI to look for polyps, but an UPPER GI to look for ulcers, and she freaked out. Hey, it’s what she wants, right?


Posted by Broad2:42 PM
Friday, December 07, 2007
Little Dix

Totally forgot to tell you guys: Despite what his site says, the Dix hath spawned! Little Connor Raine, 7-2, was born on the 6th, and haven’t heard that Momma and baby are doing any way other than fine.

Go over there and give him some luv!


Posted by Broad6:00 PM
Truman ruined my social life (plus, BOOGER PR0N!)

Because I’m nothing if not a 12 year-old boy, did you know such a thing exists!?? NO, I didn’t look at it, but is that not the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard of!?? Goes to show that Rule 34 knows no boundaries. (I wonder if there’s some meta thing on Rule 34 in and of itself. Let’s ponder, shall we?)

So last weekend was the end of everyone’s favorite cover band, Bite the Lime, and Anna (who shall now be known as “Girlie” because that’s what she wants) and I braved the ass-bad weather to toast our men farewell as they kill a perfectly popular, awesome band, but whatever pursue other interests. It was awesome drinking on the band’s tab, though, and I think we’re going to have to do that more often. Even caught a fight on video, for which I’m going to have to host a video night to see the footage. (Or maybe not, since watching me get in the camera and slurring, “You know wha? You SHUCK, Truman, becuhz yer breakiiing up the ban!” two or three different times might not be as compelling as I thought it was at the time. But you know what’s really good? Pineapple Upside-down shots.)


Posted by Broad1:20 PM
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It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

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Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.

Give it to me, baby.

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The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:



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