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Sunday, February 29, 2004
Oh, Uma. Honey …
Can somebody tell me why, at the Oscars, Uma Thurman was wearing a short-sleeved, kimono-karate-uniform-thing with a crinoline under it? And what the hell was going on with Jada P. Smith? At first I thought I liked her outfit, but then I got a second look and thought, "I don't get it." And to Liv Tyler, Scarlett Johanson (sp?) and Charlize Theron: Enough with the '40s waves, especially Liv -- I don't know what you were going for, but don't do it again.

Surprisingly, though, everyone looked pretty good last night. Even Nicole Kidman, who I usually think looks like crap (gold, sparkly ice skater ensemble for the Golden Globes, anyone?), turned it out. I think my favorite was Diane Lane, but she's just so damn hot, anyway. And I don't think I've ever seen Susan Sarandon look bad at the Oscars.
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Opinions bad, hypocrisy good.
As if my neuroses weren't working overtime as it was, Choire opened up the flood gates with this little nugget.

Here's my question: Just how would a newspaper screen job candidates, stringers, editors or anyone else making news-type decisions? Would they ask them their sexual preference, or if they were HIV-positive? What are their political beliefs? If they're opposed to murder or rape or child molesting or war? If they're fundies or atheists? Because that's what newspapers cover, and I can guarantee you that there isn't a living, breathing soul on the face of this planet that doesn't have some sort of bias. And besides, you can't ask someone those kind of questions because, well, if you turn someone away for their beliefs/race/sexuality, that's called discrimination, and people frown upon that sort of thing. So, what to do, what to do ... wait, I know, how about allowing people to do their jobs? You can't tell me there aren't gay men and women in journalism who aren't covering the marriage issue right now, and you can't tell me there aren't Jewish people not covering the war, and that they're completely without feeling on the subjects they're covering. So how about trusting them to do what they do?
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Saturday, February 28, 2004
That there car’s got some balls to it.
Did anyone just see Mad TV with the "Family Feud" sketch between "LOTR" and "Cold Mountain?" Fucking brilliant. Ohmigod.
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Friday, February 27, 2004
“That’s not going to fall down my shirt, is it?”
A hazard of my chosen career path is calling potential sources for a story and never knowing who's going to be on the other end. Like today, I called down to a home improvement store asking about solar panel attic fans for a story I'm working on, and I'm talking to this guy. Seemed pleasant enough, but that voice ... why do I know that voice?
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Wednesday, February 25, 2004
I’m such a sap.
So, I get done with a City Council workshop I covered, and I head out to Johnson's Fish in Lake Station for Catholic Wednesday. This woman comes in and is showing one of the employees this stuffed dog that, when you press its foot, wiggles to "Singing in the Rain." I say, "That's cute," and the woman says, "You want it?" I say, "How much?" She says, "Well, on the Internet you'd pay $30, but you can have it for $10." So I bought it, and now I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

And I have "Singing in the Rain" stuck in my head now. Sigh.
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Um, yeah, you told me that already …
The boys have been running around the crib like their tails are on fire all morning, much to the consternation of my downstairs neighbor, I'm sure. Then again, I can't stand my downstairs neighbor, so any little passive-agressive tormenting is a victory to me.
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It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

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