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Monday, October 11, 2004
No one’s ever accused me of being ‘Sunny’
But the rest? Absolutely. [From the lovely Whitters, again]
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Friday, October 08, 2004
Now, that’s what I’m talking about

[Courtesy of the lovely Whitters]

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
When quizzes aren’t right
Wow. This couldn't be more unlike me if the BFKAS did it. [Courtesy of the lovely Whitters]
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Memeing the night away
All right, I'm phoning it in tonight, but it's a good meme. [Courtesy of Natalie]
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004
I guess it got the cat thing right
Um ... not quite accurate, but I can deal:
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Monday, September 13, 2004
You say it’s your birthday
Found this over at Myllissa's, and yeah, I know my birthday's a ways off, but what're you going to do at 7 a.m. when you're not supposed to be up yet AGAIN!?!?
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Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Gonna go have me a spicy chicken small boat
Good Lord, have y'all had those new spicy chicken concotions at Taco Bell!?!?! It's worse than the Club Chalupa I was craving back in March, but hopefully more healthy. I think I need to go have one (or six) right this second. (Speaking of which, did y'all catch Mad TV Saturday night? They replayed my all-time favorite skit with the Mexican in the Taco Bell. "You want my life story? I got herpes. The. End." Genius!)

While I'm out, go get your political on over at Mac's; she's covering the Campaign issues with about as much nonbias as any human can muster.
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Friday, September 03, 2004
I’ll cop to that
What internet acronym are you?! sti
What internet acronym are you?

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[Courtesy of Jeff over at his darn blog]
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Tuesday, August 24, 2004
He can blame me all he wants, but I didn’t do it
TIMMY! claims that I inspired a large part of latest post. If you find it as endearingly hilarious as I do, then yes, yes it WAS me. If not? Well, you probably ought to lighten up a bit.
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Girls, girls, girls
Got some grrls in the hizzie: We got Chaos Girl; we got Manic Gurl with the fabulous Shag Zodiac skin; we got Colleen in Vancouver, how hasn't hooked me up yet but has been following the family saga; and Emiline220, who I don't THINK has blog but has me in her Kinja lineup.

Ladies ...

[UPDATE: Emily can be founded here.]
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Thursday, August 19, 2004
It’s all about meme
Courtesy of Zoot, who I haven't seen 'round these her parts in AGES, I tell you. AGES. Ahem.
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Saturday, August 14, 2004
It just keep growing and growing …
A quick shout out to three more homies hooked in at Chez Broad: We got Amy over at Fish Out of Water, Rin over at Southern Bitch and, since I haven't figured out what she wants to be called, "Snidge" over at Snidget. Welcome to the party, y'all.

Speaking of parties, I have to pound out two assignments before Greta and I go to my oldest and dearest friend's pig roast tonight. AND I have to take Mother to lunch. Since I know y'all will want to see the damn ugliest Hawaiian shirt on the face of the planet (TM), I'll do some lovemaking and phototaking with camera (since the other lovemaking? Not so much, and I'm sure I'll be ready to share that whole mess later).

Mahalo, yo.
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Tuesday, August 03, 2004
North and South unite
All right, so I've been talking to one of the women of Salada de Fruta, aka the previously thought-of bad people, and I'd like to issue an apology to them. It really wasn't their intention to steal from me, and although I was trying to be funny about the whole thing, I took it a bit too far and ended up hurting some people who didn't really deserve it. You know, taking a submachine gun to something that probably deserved a squirt with a water pistol before getting the mowdown. And while I'm not backing down from my original position -- copyright infringement will not be tolerated, and anyone caught doing it is subject to logging on to their site and finding an unpleasant image in its stead -- I promise to do a better job of letting the person explain themselves before getting all ghetto and insulting them and, in this case, their entire country. No, seriously, the fight is over.

Next up: Shocking the insane back to reality by sending them to a Slovenian Gypsy village.
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Saturday, July 24, 2004
Don’t want no short short man
So Dongy over at Dong Resin's Joint (and no, I don't know him well enough to call him Dongy -- I'm kinda doing it to see if he'll come over here and grace me with one of his pithy comments) did this about the rash of pussified dudes that seem to have taken over the dating pool, and can I just say a big honkin' "Hallelujah brother!" to THAT.

I didn't realize this emo business has reached epidemic proportions, though; maybe that's because where I come from, that kind of pussy would get run out before he had a chance to infect others with his pussiness. I'd like to see the dude in the Observer article spend one day in a local bar out here, among the dudes who either just spent 12 hours in front of the blast furnace at USX or didn't because they got laid off two years ago. That'd be cool.

Speaking of cool, thanks to Chris for reminding me of how excellent Genesis' 1980 album Duke is. Brilliant stuff.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Bownp buh bowmp bowwwwwmp
I hope this works, because it's just too funny. If not, go here and do it to me.

Heh. I said "Do it to me."

[Horked from myllissa]
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It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

100 things
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Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.

Give it to me, baby.

Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...


The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:



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