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Monday, January 09, 2006
You see the button—now DO IT!

You know, since y'all are SLACKERS who won't get yourselves on the map.
Posted by Broad7:01 PM
If only my hair were still red
What kind of demon are you? (great anime pics! For girls and guys!!)

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[And Sher, I'm voting for tweaked out and British.]
Posted by Broad2:46 PM
Thursday, January 05, 2006
All hail jooooolie
for fixing my previously cocked-up comments! Now you can all comment with reckless abandon once again without getting a creepy error message! Wooo! It works so good, you might even be able to put trackbacks on this bitch again.

Also, give some joy over at Reese; her boyfriend loves her so much, he's going to marry her!
Posted by Broad5:45 PM
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
I’ve been called many things, but deep? Nuh-uh
Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

Posted by Broad3:42 AM
Friday, December 16, 2005
(Read: I DATE society’s outcasts)
Your results:
You are Catwoman
Green Lantern
Wonder Woman
The Flash
Iron Man
You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

[Horked from the lovely Rebel]
Posted by Broad12:46 PM
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Toto attempts to shanghai Michael McDonald’s career
If y'all haven't gone here via Cactus -- Lookit -- get there NOW.

A soap opera set to '70s music under the guise of a Time/Life infomercial. It's BRILLIANT, especially if you like '70s music.

Seriously, what are you waiting for!?? GO!
Posted by Broad12:16 AM
Monday, December 12, 2005
And another thing …
Why aren't y'all hooking yourselves up on my map? It would make me so very happy n' shit.
Posted by Broad3:54 PM
Saturday, December 10, 2005
I don’t even know what this means, but kicking Meatwad sounds fun

I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

[From the always sexy Headcase]

And if I'm so inclined tomorrow, I'll tell y'all how Mother called me, like, three times about our plans for Saturday. Oy.
Posted by Broad2:24 AM
Monday, December 05, 2005
Dead right, from Dangdiggity
You are mRNA. You're brilliant, full of important,
interesting information and you're a great
friend to the people you care about. You may
have sides to you that no one understands. But
while you understand more than most people,
you're only half-there most of the time.

Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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Posted by Broad5:42 PM
This or that
Snagged from the lovely Soccamom:

1) What is the last magazine you purchased? InStyle (What, you think I read New Republic or something?) 2) Turkey or Ham? Beef typically, but I like turkey over ham 3) Boy George or George Michael? George Michael, fer sure. 4) What is the temperature and weather condition where you are today? Butt-ass cold with snow on the ground. Booooooo! 5) What scent reminds you of the winter holidays? Anything pine-y with a hint of berry. 6) What is your favorite Thanksgiving side dish? The Hawaiian salad Mother used to make for the holidays. You know the one: marshmallows, pineapple, manadarin oranges, sour cream. 7) What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. And the same night? DtR and I watched Pretty Woman. 8) What did you have for dinner last night? A beef samich and fried mushrooms from my one of my favorite pizza joints. 9) Sunny days or stormy days? "I'm only happy when it raaaaaaaains ..." 10) Do you have a phobia or irrational fear? What is it? I'm skeered of heights, and with MY lack ofdepth perception, it's not irrational. 11) What is your favorite flavor jelly or jam? BFKAS gave me a jar of raspberry jam she made once, and it was really good. And not poisoned. 12) Coffee or tea? Coffee with lotsa cream, sugar and anything else to make it not taste like coffee. 13) What is your favorite cartoon character? I dig me some SpongeBob. Also? I really like the way Tom & Jerry were drawn circa the 1960s. Very mod. 14) What movie are you dying to see? My biography. 15) Have you ever made a snowman? I think I tried once, but all that going outside and playing was not really my thingallowed by Mother often, so Dad usually did the honors. 16) Do you cook Thanksgiving dinner, go to a friend or relative's home or do you dine out? Since Mother is convinced that I collect cat hair in seasoning jars and sprinkle it on anything I cook, we eat out or go wherever we're invited (provided there are no animals of any kind that possibly interact with her). 17) What is the best meal someone else has ever cooked for you? JUST for me? I'm still waiting for that one. 18) Coloring book or crossword puzzle? Crossword puzzle. 19) Do you prefer formal or casual parties? Gimme a good barbecue with friends and beer. 20) What is the best hotel you've ever stayed in? The Broadmoor in Colorado Springs. Place was fiiiiiine, except for the whole NORAD thing being right. there. (I was pretty dramatic at 15. I know, get OUT, right!??)
Posted by Broad3:26 AM
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Well, DUH
Posted by Broad3:39 PM
Broad readership in the US of A whole universe
Did y'all know about the place where you can get a map of the continent, and then people can plug in where they live, and it'll show you!?? And did y'all know you can make a group thing of it, so like if I wanted to say, "Hey, y'all! Send me a shoutout so I can see where my peeps at!'" I can do that!?!

I'm doing it: Lookit.

Seriously, if you never leave me any comments here, please at least plug yourself in on my map; it's, like, the coolest thing EVER.

[Idea horked from the lovely Zoot]
Posted by Broad1:06 AM
Monday, November 14, 2005
An impassioned plea from the blogosphere
Heard from Deb of Debutaunt fame yesterday; not sure if y'all heard, but she recently got diagnosed with leukemia. She fully intends to kick its ass, you see, but like most of the rest of the world, she has crappy insurance and will have to come up with more than $800 per month on top of all her other bills. Therefore, if you're so inclined, please go here -- Lookit -- and find out where you can slip her a few bucks to get by.
Posted by Broad8:47 PM
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Yeah. AND …
Prisoner in your own home: You are owned by your
cat and he's destroying your life, home, and
mental health. Take charge and enter the FBI's
Witness Protection Program so the cat won't be
able to find you ever again...

What kind of Cat Parent are you?
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[Horked from Maison Pants]
Posted by Broad12:35 AM
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Worth more than I make in a year

My blog is worth $22,581.60.
How much is your blog worth?

[Seen at the lovely Julie's as well as the charming Sheri's]
Posted by Broad6:34 PM
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It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

100 things
Info meme #1
Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.

Give it to me, baby.

Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...

The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:

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