Region Broad

Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Anyone need an extra guest for the holidays?

I promise not to drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf.

Whoever put it in my head that I really wanted to have lots and lots of family needs to go screw themselves, because with all the planning and this person can’t be around that person so we have to have separate celebrations and FUUUUUUUUUCK THAAAAAAAAT. Jesus. And I don’t even have kids, so I can’t even imagine how much of a suckfest THAT is. Seriously, I’m about ready to scrape whatever pennies I have and just get the hell out of dodge.

In other business, yes, we were pounded hard with snow, and some asshole gave me some sort of upper respiratory crap, so I’m drowning in my own sputum. How you like me now?

Posted by Broad • 11:12 PM •

It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people. (Wanna see me at meatspace? Go here.)

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Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...

The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:

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sheri said: Amen. I’m slowly but surely learning. ...[go].

Broad said: Haha! No Oprah moments here. Just annoyed by revisionist history, is all, that and people who don’t want to cop… ...[go].

joe said: I think I just barged in on an Oprah moment.Let me know when it’s safe again. ...[go].

Broad said: Dude, you didn’t HEAR IT!?? She gave a shout-out to third graders in her brother’s class or some shit. It… ...[go].

joe said: Huh? ...[go].

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