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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Driving along, doing ma thang, pt. 1

1. Why is that people who want to save the earth and hug a tree always smell REALLY BAD!?!? I mean, isn't it part of the point to make the world a better, less smelly place?

2. Why would someone name their dental practice "White Orchid Dental"? Is it because it's really a front for an Asian massage parlor?

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And there are a couple of kinds of smell bad. Either
1) Plain B.O.
2) B.O. plus bongwater
3)B.O. plus bongwater covered in patchouli

God I’m in a bad mood today. That’s just mean - I use to wear patchouli. And I prob used to smell like bongwater to for that matter! (grin)

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