Monday, March 29, 2004
You heard it here first:
"I have a fucked-up relationship with my cat!" -- Kaffy, upon getting her cat aroused for the second time in three days.




DixonHill said: Thanks for the “King of the Hill” reference, otherwise I’d have had NO idea who these guys were. Doesn’t mean… ...[go].
Broad said: I don’t know. I think it might translate better on, say, Adult Swim or something. Give it the Seth Green… ...[go].
Catalina said: When are you going to adopt these stories for HBO? WHEN? ...[go].
Broad said: Hahahahaha! Shutup, Dix! (snerk!) ...[go].
DixonHill said: Eeeeeeeeee… Broad’s back! Champagne dishes and caviar screams, Dix ...[go].







I’d like to point out, for the record, that I do not arouse my cat. He arouses himself. I don’t play with my cat in that way.