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Friday, February 01, 2008

Disturbing development

Went shopping with Girlie today to get a new pair of jeans before the big bad snow comes to bury us all, and as I came out to model, the following conversation ensues:

Me: My ass doesn’t look big in these, does it?

Girlie: No, but you realize your ass is flat, right?

Me: (taking a moment to ponder) Yeah, but I was hoping that wasn’t true.

I’m not even 40—and I sure as hell am not a guy—but the Ass Fairy has already come? How is that even fair!??

Posted by Broad • Region-y goodness •Wait ... what!?!? •Souped-up bitching •

It’s about what you do with it. The ogwife has an ass that won’t quit- she’s on her feet all day, every day. The nature of your work doesn’t let you do that. And NOBODY dislikes exercise more than me, so trust me, I understand. but maybe, you could help yourself, by getting a standup workstation at home when you work?

Me, I do enough stuff that I still have buns of steel. Ask the Ogwife. Still crack an english walnut between the Cheeks of Og.

But then, who would eat a walnut cracked thusly?

Posted by og on 02/01 at 02:52 AM

assfairy.

narf.

Posted by wad on 02/01 at 09:47 PM

Yeah, and you know who taught me about the Ass Fairy? Yo Momma. And it’s coming for you, too, if genetics has anything to say about it.

Posted by on 02/01 at 10:08 PM

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