Teen girl: Um, it’s not like she can hear you through the TV.
-- an actual conversation Poppy overheard in the gynie office today [CLARIFICATION: They were watching Nancy Pelosi’s address to Congress.]
Ah… youth.




Wholovesya? said: By the by, guess who was most nasty about the charitable giving? The frigging church. My church and my mom’s… ...[go].
Wholovesya? said: By the by, I’m not the only one I know. I have friends who work at soup kitchens because they’re… ...[go].
Wholovesya? said: As you know, I was a voyeur to the beginning of this, and I was loving your comment! I have… ...[go].
DixonHill said: Thanks for the “King of the Hill” reference, otherwise I’d have had NO idea who these guys were. Doesn’t mean… ...[go].
Broad said: I don’t know. I think it might translate better on, say, Adult Swim or something. Give it the Seth Green… ...[go].







Well, he at least had the “dumb bitch” part right.