[Horked from Pants de la Maison]
Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Meme, Meemmee, MEMEEEEEEE—oh.
Copy this entire list into your blog/journal. Bold everything that is true about you; leave alone anything that is false about you; or place an asterisk by anything that you would like to be true about you.
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the internet.(... with MYSELF.)
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights when I can�t sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is Not my favorite place to have sex.
I get turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a webcam.
I have had sex over a webcam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if he/she turns me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped hot wax on a lover�s body.
I have had a lover drip hot wax on my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex. (I have a friend who swears by this.)
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines. (Especially during that one time in college, when we were reading the Penthouse Forum out loud. That was cool.]
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget. (Shutup, you.)
I think Playboy is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn film.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on. (Not moreso than any other, anyway.)
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex. (What's to understand? Seriously.)
I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity.
My current lover does not meet my sexual needs. (Yeeeeah. Like I'd go THERE in public ever if that were true.)
I currently have a crush on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment. (Who HASN'T?)
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I�m not having sex on a regular basis. (Name me someone who isn't.)
I sleep better with someone curled up next to me.
I have had sex underwater.
I have had sex in the snow.
I am in a polyamorous relationship. (Um ... next question)
I have to have like music playing during sex.
I have had more than 10 orgasms in one night.*
I have flashed strangers. (Does having sex in the school parking lot with the rent-a-cops watching count?)
I have given sex as a gift. (Every night of sex with me is a gift. What are YOU talking about?)
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.
[Horked from Pants de la Maison]
[Horked from Pants de la Maison]
I remember it well, my friend. That would make for some goood fuckin’.
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Give it to me, baby.
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Info meme #1
Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.
Give it to me, baby.
Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...
The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:


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You’ve had sex at WORK? And, I haven’t, that’s who! Although, I do harbor a desire to get down and funky on the conference room table here. You know what I’m talkin’ about. Big table, windows on 2 sides overlooking the city. Oh, yeah, bay-bee.