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Monday, March 22, 2004

My secret (even to me) life in Internet porn

So way early this morning, I get into my C-panel and start playing around with AWstats, which shows, among other things, who's come to my site (yeah, y'all can try and deny it all you want, but I gots the proof now, heh) and who's also linking to it (such as the lovely Cornelia and Dana, a Hoosier of as-of-yet unknown origin -- love the love, ladies!). It also shows where I've included links back to "Broad" when I leave comments.

Well, someone's either horking my URL or there are freak accidents happening, because I think I've somehow been linked to several really over-the-top porn Web sites.

Now, don't get me wrong, here; I'm all about me some Internet porn. But there are just some things I'm not willing to put out in the ether, and I can promise you beyond anything that I'm not willingly putting my URL on sites about female ejaculation. So, if you see me there, have yourself a party, but it ain't me.

Posted by Broad • Pee-pee Dance of Joy •

My AWstats show at least 6 different porn sites linking me too.

Posted by Tre on 03/23 at 02:28 AM

If you have the word “BLOG” anywhere on your site, you’ll get linked to Paris Hilton’s “site” as well as Britney’s site. I’ve got alot of wierd links too, like one from Saudi Arabia that I got like 400 hits from in the span of 10 minutes.

Don’t worry about it though. It’s really just either someone goes from one site to yours and it shows up as a referrer, or someone decided they’d link the entire blogoverse. Either way, they’ll go away in a few months, and be replaced by better sites.

Posted by Angry Pete on 03/25 at 11:24 PM

Yeah, Paris and Britney were represented. Actually, I thought it was kind of funny until I thought, “Oh, shit! What about the pervs I know that get off on over-the-top porn!?! That might be real uncomfortable when I run into them in a social setting.” I could see it now: “Hey, what’d you think of that new spread on http://www.cumoneileen.com? Bukkake—it’s the new anal!”

Eeeeeyeah. Not a good spot in which to be.

Posted by Michelle on 03/26 at 12:10 AM

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