Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Overheard during court today:
Snatch is never friendly.

Unfortunately, that's all I can give you right now, but it's a direct quote, and I can assure y'all that it wasn't supposed to come out that way.

Tipped a couple with Wad this evening before my night assignment -- well, HE tipped a couple while I stuck with water because a) I was on my way to an assignment where the paper's publisher was going to be, and b) I'm broke as a joke until Thursday, and I'm already into a ton of cash to Wad as it is. Anyway, ask him to tell y'all about Cajun Teriyaki chicken. Go on, ask him! He wants you to.
Posted by Broad • Things I shouldn't do as an objective reporter •

cajun Teryaki Chicken? is that like moo goo gai Flan? or Sweet and sour matzoh?

Posted by og  on  04/12  at  09:13 AM

Moo goo gai *flan.* That’s awesome.

But yeah, sweet and sour matzoh wasn’t too far off the mark. Seriously.

Posted by Broad  on  04/12  at  04:04 PM

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