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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Poster child for teeth whitening

Ever since the Great Weight Gain of Doom(tm), I'm not a fan of posting pictures of myself. But this one, taken at Tara and Sean's crib before the wedding, I kind of dig. I do really need to get some Crest strips, though, because my Pepsi habit's starting to catch up again. Or maybe it was the slut red lipstick.

[THIS JUST IN: Dangdiggity has a Prison Name generator over at her crib. My prison name? Ball Sucker. (Shut up, you.) But that's Ok, because the one guy's prison name would be Ugly Skank Bitch Twat. (And you can still shut up at any time.)]

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Posted by Broad • Region-y goodness •

that is a GREAT picture!

And my prison name - Fancy Pants.

Posted by Snidget on 05/04 at 01:34 AM

The prison name generator is great, huh? But I probably shouldn’t have typed my mom’s name in there. Eh heh ...

My dentist recommended Zoom to me at my last cleaning (had to link it, that pic cracks me up!), but it’s $300 and apparently quite uncomfortable. There’s also prescription-strength Crest strips. I’ll let ya know if I ever do any of this stuff and actually see results. Your teeth are definitely whiter than mine.

And great pic! You look really happy, and I love the hair =)

Posted by sheri on 05/04 at 02:35 AM

Broad - Great pic! You look faboolus! My soda habit caught up with me last year when I finally went to the dentist after 11 years. (My previous dentist died of a brain tumor and I took a little while to find a new one...) 11 cavities and a few grand later I’m still drinking soda. Dumbass.

sheri - The “thumbs up” is priceless.

Cavity Creep,
Dix

Posted by on 05/04 at 03:22 AM

Ball Sucker.

*snort*

Ball Sucker.

*continued snorting*

Kiss my hairy beanbag, ball sucker…

Wad’s gonna use that one.

Posted by wad on 05/04 at 11:14 AM

Thanks, y’all! I was just being kind of cheesy on that picture (after having watched The Princess Diaries Thursday, I was all about kicking up the Manolo and being fruity), but I was in a pretty good mood. And Sheri, mi stylist es su stylist —if you ever want to make the trip to NWI, EWK would be happy to see you. As added incentive? He’s a GENIUS with thin/fine hair. In fact, if he had a choice, that’s all he’d work with. AND he’s reasonably inexpensive.

Posted by Broad on 05/04 at 01:43 PM

That is a fabulous picture of you!

My prison name?

Sugar Plum Fairy???

Posted by Amy on 05/04 at 01:56 PM

Hey, those are the nicest teeth I ever came across.

And I mean that in a totally non-wadlike way.

Posted by og on 05/04 at 03:57 PM

Great pic! And, I can vouch for EWK’s brilliance with thin/fine hair.

My prison name? Gimp. How lame.

Posted by Kaffy on 05/05 at 02:32 AM

hee, I’m Knob Goblin. Damn skippy.

And the hair was indeed kickin’ it that day.

Posted by Tara at work on 05/10 at 07:14 PM

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