Me, I think you’re plenty witty enough, and you even laughed at my mutant lip muscularity.

*sigh*

Opie was gonna be my boyfriend.

I find you to be witty as well… nothin’ dull to the broad.  All sharpness!

Well, there’s always sardonic wit.

From Merriam-Webster:

Main Entry: 2 wit
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; akin to Old High German wizzi knowledge, Old English witan to know

1 a : MIND, MEMORY b : reasoning power : INTELLIGENCE

2 a : SENSE 2a—usually used in plural b (1) : mental soundness : SANITY—usually used in plural (2) : mental capability and resourcefulness : INGENUITY

3 a : astuteness of perception or judgment : ACUMEN b : the ability to relate seemingly disparate things so as to illuminate or amuse c (1) : a talent for banter or persiflage (2) : a witty utterance or exchange d : clever or apt humor

4 a : a person of superior intellect : THINKER b : an imaginatively perceptive and articulate individual especially skilled in banter or persiflage

- at one’s wit’s end or at one’s wits’ end : at a loss for a means of solving a problem

synonyms WIT, HUMOR, IRONY, SARCASM, SATIRE, REPARTEE mean a mode of expression intended to arouse amusement. WIT suggests the power to evoke laughter by remarks showing verbal felicity or ingenuity and swift perception especially of the incongruous (a playful wit). HUMOR implies an ability to perceive the ludicrous, the comical, and the absurd in human life and to express these usually without bitterness (a sense of humor). IRONY applies to a manner of expression in which the intended meaning is the opposite of what is seemingly expressed (the irony of the title). SARCASM applies to expression frequently in the form of irony that is intended to cut or wound (given to heartless sarcasm). SATIRE applies to writing that exposes or ridicules conduct, doctrines, or institutions either by direct criticism or more often through irony, parody, or caricature (a satire on the Congress). REPARTEE implies the power of answering quickly, pointedly, or wittily (a dinner guest noted for repartee).

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