Y’all remember me telling you about how I came across the e-mail of one of my most beloved exes and how I was debating whether I should contact him or not, but then I never did because I didn’t want to look like crazy pussy? It appears he’s back in the county doing prosecutor things again.
Should we start placing bets now as to when and where it’s going to happen? Or better yet, if I’m going to look like an absolute slob when it does?











That’s a sucker bet. You KNOW you will look like a slob when you bump into him. Whenever I bump into someone I haven’t seen in ages, it’s always in torn/stained sweats, braless, barely brushed hair, and zits hanging out for all to see.
It’s never, ever when I’m looking smokin’ hot.