You know, I didn’t wish you a happy birthday. How completely bitchy of me.
I’m glad it was a good day for ye =)
Started my statcounter dealie over, and just thought you should know that ... you were my 69th hit on Thursday! Thank God it wasn’t another google for hot pregnant chicks (wtf, btw? Baffled).
Tori’s pretty nuts, thanking the faeries all the time on her album covers. But hell. Such a talented lady is entitled. I guess =]

Happy Birthday!
You got better tits than Tori (or I would suspect so, not having actually seen them personally) At least from what they look like holstered.

Happy Late Birthday!  Hope you had a fun one!!!

og… The miracle of padded bras never ceases to amaze…

HA! Feeeeeeeeeeetfeetfeetfeetfeetfeeet!

And you clearly haven’t been paying attention the last couple times we’ve run into each other, because these ain’t push-up bra material, my friend. The drawback of an additional 40 pounds ...

I can testify that the Broad’s titties are indeed one hundred percent natural. And, she don’t need no push-up or wonder bras.

Happy birthday, again, chickie! I’ll see you Sunday!

I believe there was a recent post from an individual who could attest to the perkiness of Broad’s assets from a male perspective, though it’s been a few years since he’s been privileged to view said assets and my saying this is probably highly inappropriate.

Too many people I know here lately… anonymity failing… Must… monitor… comments…

Same Bat Dumbass,
Dix

Well. No. I haven’t been paying much attention.

But then again, I am nursing (pun intended) my own set of A cuppers here, so I’m in no position to judge one way or tother.

I’m gonna open a restaurant… I’m thinking I’ll only sell pork products. I’m gonna call it “The Swine Hut”...

Or maybe “The Pork Zone”

I could sell porno… “Pork and Porn”

Hmmm.. That last one could have a sign…

“Ask us about the pulled pork sandwiches! Make your own!”

Dix - I seem to recall getting that same individual drunk one fateful evening and being filled in on details about the assets in question as well as other assets in the same umm… territory.

{shiver}

And upon rereading the sign for “P&P” above.. I think it should be

“Pulled pork sandwiches! Take ours or pull your own!”

Ah… those were the days…

So, need a silent partner for Pork & Porn?  Or would I need to moan a little so you’d know I was alive?

Off the deep end,
Dix

Are we done discussing my sexual escapades? No, seriously, any time now. (rolls eyes)

Oh wait, and then there was that time when she had that [deleted by moderator] and then she [deleted by moderator] right on the pool table with [deleted by moderator] while still holding on to that other guy’s [deleted by moderator].

But the best was when [/op ban DixonHill]

(rolls eyes again) Yes, everyone. I fucked Weas like a pr0n star. His stomach muscles hurt afterward. The end.

Boys. I swear.

Woot! woot!

You rock Broad… that’s why we love you.

Almost, if not for The Weas,
Dix

Actually it was the charming description of a certain numerical sex act that got me.

Something about hairy areas.

I dunno though.

I remember the night much more vividly for the “getting weas so drunk that he bowled himself off his feet” (this is not an embellishment) more than the “shit weas said after we got done getting him horrifically drunk” (again, no embellishing) ...

Though, in historical context, both were quite entertaining and equally likely to ruin any political carreer that I might play at…

pr0n?

I gotcher pr0n right here...

Heh. I am accepting charity and I think one of those would be perrrrrrrrfektt (say it with me.... pearrrrr-fekkttt) for my interviews…

More pr0n here

I think we should hijack this here site and turn it into Michelle’s House of Filth.

Nothing but chix and big black dildos with balls…

BTW, Broad, you still got that thing?

I know they weren’t padded. The fact that they were in my garage is part what makes ‘em better than Tori Amos’, who have never been in my garage.

Wad: Mmmmmmmmaybe ...

Also? I think we’ve bang-up job of going in directions no one wanted to see with this thread.

See? This is what happens when I have time on my hands and a desire to express myself.

The blog turns into the porno hut.

I’m not sure talking about my hairy bits qualifies as porno. Horror, perhaps, or maybe sci-fi.

Actually it wasn’t the tits, it was the ass.

Something about the halo of light shining through a dense forest.

But like I said, details are hazy…

Like I said ...

So, when we going for that Pepsi? Promise I’ll make sure to medicate beforehand.