What *I* can’t get past is the fuckin’ lemon yellow hair on LaLohan. (shudders) Get rid of that shit NOW!
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There ain’t no pukin’ going on in there, though. Based on what I’ve seen with my crackhead cousin, that’s all coke, dude.
I SO did not know that was Lohan. Let the trainwreck begin!!!
Any bets on who winds up on a guerney from an OD first?
Oh and…
where can I get me the skeletor look, because you know, the pillsbury dough boy just ain’t hip obviously.
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For a second there I thought it was a pic of Mary Kate.
Yeah, that skeletor look is sooo attractive.