Went shopping with Girlie today to get a new pair of jeans before the big bad snow comes to bury us all, and as I came out to model, the following conversation ensues:
Girlie: No, but you realize your ass is flat, right?
Me: (taking a moment to ponder) Yeah, but I was hoping that wasn’t true.
I’m not even 40—and I sure as hell am not a guy—but the Ass Fairy has already come? How is that even fair!??










