Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Monday, November 07, 2005
“They spread rose petals on their pillows and go ‘Meeeeee!’ “
Anyone familiar with comedian Louis CK? I was over at Tara and Sean's Saturday night, and we watched him on one of their 16 HBO channels. He does this whole bit about how guys can't masturbate in their own homes after they get married, but women get to make this big production of it, which I was kind of like, "Um ... noooo, I don't think I've ever made a big production of my masturbatory proclivities." But the visual was priceless, especially the one of him hiding behind the water boiler in the basement to toss one off. His deadpan delivery reminds me much of our good friend Opie ... or maybe it's that both of them have red hair. Still, good stuff., that.

There's some dude walking around the cul-de-sac with what looks like a manilla folder packed with stuff. Wonder what his story is, but not so much that I'll answer the door if he comes a-ringing; ol' girl's gotta take a nap.
Posted by Broad5:21 PM
It is the job of a good person to be honest. To be self-aware. To deliberately explore the fault lines of your character and try desperately to not inflict suffering in this strange, ghost-ridden world of worked and fabricated objects. Sometimes the jobs of writer and good person coincide. But more often they don’t. There are way more writers in the world than there are good people.

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Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.

Give it to me, baby.

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The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:



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Tagline by Ben F'in Mollin, talking about those times you wake up still drunk from the night before.

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