Thursday, October 14, 2004
Well, you ASKED …
Since only two people asked me questions (and one of them's getting impatient was nice enough to remind me 
... and NO. Monty Python movie lines do NOT COUNT, you two), here you go:
... and NO. Monty Python movie lines do NOT COUNT, you two), here you go:
From Og, who asked about Broad pictures of the nekkid kind: If there are any, I'm certainly unaware of them. But I'd have to question the sanity of anyone who thinks chimples and stretch marks are hot, because really? They're not. (Chimples, in fact, are the reason I won't photograph my rack; otherwise, I'd have probably posted them somewhere already.)
Now, for Brooks' questions:
1) How often do you wash your car? (assuming you have one)
I do indeed, and its name is Pimp. With all the horrendous construction NWI has endured over the summer since I got it, I've been trying to wash it every couple weeks. The inside, not so much, though. After all, they didn't call my last car the "Rolling Garbage Can" and "The Gotti Mobile" for nothing.
2) How many pairs of shoes have you bought from Payless?
Over the course of my lifetime? I can think of two off the top of my head -- one of which I still wear. But with the way I murder shoes, buying cheap isn't worth it. I like 'em expensive, anyways. Now, the most expensive shoes I've ever bought? That's a three-way tie between my Frye biker boots, my Tod's pattened leather loafers and the ever-coveted Manolos. 3) What was the worst drug you've ever taken?
Intentionally? Probably mixing Xanies and Yellowtail wasn't the brightest move (and yet oh. so. FUN) I've ever made. Unintentionally, though, I had acid slipped in my beer about 10 years ago. Wasn't crazy about that one. And probably would've been less crazy about it had I known what was actually happening to me at the time.
Next ...!?!?!
Oh, whatEVER.
Now, for Brooks' questions:
1) How often do you wash your car? (assuming you have one)
I do indeed, and its name is Pimp. With all the horrendous construction NWI has endured over the summer since I got it, I've been trying to wash it every couple weeks. The inside, not so much, though. After all, they didn't call my last car the "Rolling Garbage Can" and "The Gotti Mobile" for nothing.
2) How many pairs of shoes have you bought from Payless?
Over the course of my lifetime? I can think of two off the top of my head -- one of which I still wear. But with the way I murder shoes, buying cheap isn't worth it. I like 'em expensive, anyways. Now, the most expensive shoes I've ever bought? That's a three-way tie between my Frye biker boots, my Tod's pattened leather loafers and the ever-coveted Manolos. 3) What was the worst drug you've ever taken?
Intentionally? Probably mixing Xanies and Yellowtail wasn't the brightest move (and yet oh. so. FUN) I've ever made. Unintentionally, though, I had acid slipped in my beer about 10 years ago. Wasn't crazy about that one. And probably would've been less crazy about it had I known what was actually happening to me at the time.
Next ...!?!?!
Oh, whatEVER.
