Tuesday, November 08, 2005
You did NOT tell me skip that doughnut, did you?
So at the airport meeting this morning, one of the board members says to me as I went to see what was left in the Dunkin' Donuts box they always supply for the meetings, "Hey, you don't need that!" in a kidding-yet-not-really voice, right? So I stopped for a minute and then sweetly said back, "So what're you trying to say, there, (smug jackass who I hated back in college)?" thinking that would shut his cakehole. It didn't: "Just trying to keep everyone healthy, here." And then -- THEN -- fucker has the nerve to say to me, "Oh, so you did take something." Yeah, I took the jelly one, assface.
Wtf, old man? Could you BE any ruder? Sheesh.
You know who's not rude and totally cool and wonderful? Shelly at 45th Optical in Munster. Know why? Because the minute we decided the bitchin' new frames I got last year were totally hot, she took them off the shelves so no one else could copy me. She does that for clients SHE LIKES, you know. How awesome is THAT? So yeah, 45th Optical in Munster for your optometric needs, yo. You might not get my badass frames, but you'll get something just as cool.
Wtf, old man? Could you BE any ruder? Sheesh.
You know who's not rude and totally cool and wonderful? Shelly at 45th Optical in Munster. Know why? Because the minute we decided the bitchin' new frames I got last year were totally hot, she took them off the shelves so no one else could copy me. She does that for clients SHE LIKES, you know. How awesome is THAT? So yeah, 45th Optical in Munster for your optometric needs, yo. You might not get my badass frames, but you'll get something just as cool.
