Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death

Pee-pee Dance of Joy

Sunday, April 18, 2004
Roger Clyne is sexiest man I’ve ever seen.
Ok, I have an assignment to do, and then when that's done, I'm going to be playing around with my photo editor and Yahoo! and stuff.

BECAUSE I HAVE ROGER CLYNE PICS, YO!
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Saturday, April 17, 2004
Same shit, different car
The title is in honor of my little friend Kate, who just royally stuck it up her parents' asses by buying herself a hot 2000 Dodge Intrepid without needing a co-signer. Take THAT, bitches. (Her parents, that is, because they're positively shitty to her and therefore suck. Case in point? The fact that she bought herself a car without having to beg them to help her is somehow grounds for the comment, "Well, I'm glad they have money to throw away on someone like you," when she said her fiancee's parents would've co-signed for her if she needed them to. Whatever. Oh, and I call her my "little" friend because she's 20 to my 34. But don't let the age fool you, because she's got her shit together better than anyone I know.)

So, I spent a good portion of last night figuring out Bubba the Elph; I'm downloading the first shots to Yahoo! now. I'm quite sure that the thing would load my dishwasher and clean the cat boxes, if I could just figure out the settings. (Note to Carl: It's an SD-110, and I recommend it wholeheartedly.)
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Day of atonement … or something
Turns out I don't have to tell you the story about how my one ex-best friend and I aren't anymore, and you owe it all to Miguelino and his magic burrito. (Well, Ok, his burrito really didn't have anything to do with it, but thanks goes out to Pauly D just the same -- he's incorporated that into our shtick ever since I told him about it.)
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Friday, April 16, 2004
How elfin my Elph is
My camera? Is SMALLER THAN MY CELL PHONE.

I shall call it Bubba.
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Friday, April 09, 2004
We’re the shizz-net!
A little birdie sent me an internal e-mail today from the ME about the story I broke yesterday (among other things, of course):
To all, > > > > > > We did great work today and lots of people put their talents > > together to make it happen.... > > > > 4: Correspondent (Broad) blew the whistle on former Highland > school > > officials who spent money they shouldn't have and have to repay. > > > > This was a great paper to read.

(shines up manicure) Yeah, I kick ass. And if you want to read our collective greatness, go over to the Post-Tribune linky and behold.
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Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Pants? Officially peed upon.
Perry Farrell's publicist got back to me with this message:
Perry's asking if you could send the interview questions to me via email - he'll look at them and decide if he wants to correspond via email - or if he'll do them via phone. -sound good? if you can get them to me by today, that would be great.

Would it be bad form for me to dance around naked in the streets with joy, cellulite be damned!?!?
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Maaaaaa! Pete’s picking on me!
For being the 1,000th commenter over at Angry Pete's he decided to do this.

Good thing he's not, like, Oprah or something, with cameras and shit; I'd be all kinds of embarassed.

P.S. to Tony: Northwest Indiana doesn't want YOU to rot in hell. Phhhhhhhhhbbbbt!
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Tuesday, April 06, 2004
They’re bringing back the band!
Up until last summer, the core of my social life consisted largely of a local band called Wookie Luv. They did covers mostly, but not the USUAL covers local bands do. And yeah, it probably became an obsession with me, seeing them at least twice a month, but they're friends of mine, so it was always a good time, even if I did get tired of hearing the same set over and over and over. There's no not loving a band who dedicates "Sedated" by the Ramones to you every time you're there. There just isn't.

Well, WOOKIE LUV IS BACK! I found out today.

Ok, not for the long haul or anything, as far as I know, because they were burnt out, the lead guitarist and the lead singer got married and knocked up, etc. etc. But they're going to be playing alongside Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers at McCool's in South Haven (woo! South Haven!) April 17th. Plus, they gots Spanky back on bass! Woo! He dedicates "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC to me. AND I'm going to interview Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers for a preview story! Woo!

Banner day, yo!
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Friday, April 02, 2004
The Corolla was alive with the sound of music …
You know how sometimes you're driving along and there's just NOTHING on the radio? (This dilemma might be more prevalent among those who are unbashed channel-flippers, like me.) Today was SO not one of those days. Among the tunes I heard while I was out today:
"Honky-Tonk Woman," The Stones
"Today," Smashing Pumpkins
"With or Without You," U2
"Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'," Journey
"Dragula," Rob Zombie (who I saw in concert two years ago, at 32)
"Hey Ya," Outkast (twice)

Can't beat those on a sunny, albeit windy and butt-freezing, day.
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Thursday, April 01, 2004
Best. $100. spent. EVER.
Taxman: $249

Me: Thinking of all the ways I'm going to spend the $800 I WON'T HAVE TO PAY THE TAXMAN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is that a little Canon digital camera I see in my future? Why, yes! I think it IS ...
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Thursday, March 25, 2004
Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, love-ly day …
Does mine skin deceive me, or has winter finally loosened her half-nelson from our necks and let spring arrive!?!? Because it was absolutely GOR-jus outside today. Sure, it was raining, and it's probably going to rain the whole weekend, but you know what? That doesn't matter, because it's FREAKING WARM! Got the window in by bedroom wide open, the breeze is nice and mellow ... awwwww yeah, it's ALL good up in here.

Except, of course, for the fact that, with reverence and apologies to Dooce, my ovaries are hungry.

Good Lord! nothing has been safe in my crib the past couple days. I mean, I've already gone through a whole pack of string cheese and, like, 11 "steak" and cheese Ole taquitos (you know, the kind you stick in the microwave) over the past three days, not to mention a whole bag of raisins. Oh, and the 12-pack of Michelob Ultra? There's two left. It's a good thing I haven't made a toona-noona yet (aka tuna casserole), because there's not doubt I'd put the whole thing down. Fortunately, I'm not one of those people who craves chocolate during PMS; unfortunately, I'm more likely to crave fried cheese. Or pizza. Or Club Chalupas, which, thank God, are no longer being offered. Sometimes I'll crave green fettucine with marinara, but that hasn't happened in awhile. But the double chin I was bitching about in my driver's license picture? It's not just the picture anymore. Here's hoping that that's just water bloat ...

But yeah, I'm getting the Fever in the worst way. There's nothing more perfect than to have your window open at night, light cool breeze kissing your face, and your linens nice and cold. Yum, yum, yum.
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Monday, March 22, 2004
My secret (even to me) life in Internet porn
So way early this morning, I get into my C-panel and start playing around with AWstats, which shows, among other things, who's come to my site (yeah, y'all can try and deny it all you want, but I gots the proof now, heh) and who's also linking to it (such as the lovely Cornelia and Dana, a Hoosier of as-of-yet unknown origin -- love the love, ladies!). It also shows where I've included links back to "Broad" when I leave comments.

Well, someone's either horking my URL or there are freak accidents happening, because I think I've somehow been linked to several really over-the-top porn Web sites.

Now, don't get me wrong, here; I'm all about me some Internet porn. But there are just some things I'm not willing to put out in the ether, and I can promise you beyond anything that I'm not willingly putting my URL on sites about female ejaculation. So, if you see me there, have yourself a party, but it ain't me.
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Sunday, March 21, 2004
Blog peeping is fun!
Misty likes me. Know why? Because she linked me to her blog. Yup, that's right, I've got more linkage. And I'm diggin' it, and her, because she's funny and writes haiku on Thursdays.

I may make fun of my pal Zook, but damned if he isn't right about digging the love when it's thrown your way.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004
My date with Perry Farrell: So. Unbelievably. Best.
You have no idea how completely freakin' cool this day was, and on so many different levels, too. God, where to start ...
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Friday, March 12, 2004
Got my kitty rockin’ like Dokken
Me: Sitting at my desk, chair-thrashing to "Just Because," which I've been blasting over and over since finding out I will be seeing PERRY FARRELL on Monday (did I mention that already? If not, I'm going to see PERRY FARRELL of Jane's Addiction fame on Monday. I might even get to talk to him.)

My big cat: Over on the bed, getting his groove on with the afghan, purring loudly.

We rock over in this hizzouse, yo.
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