Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
No accounting for taste
I don't get it. How does a man with a head as long my freakin' calf get any kind of play, let alone with hot, rich babes who grace Page 6? Or is there something about dick size being in direct proportion with the size of one's melon that I missed? Because there's no way in hell that guy could've gotten play without packin' some heat.

[UPDATE: No sooner did I post this when Wonkette posted proof. No, I do NOT buy it that he's packing THAT much heat.]
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Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Disney says ‘No’ to tits
Back in the day when I was slogging my way to getting an English degree, I had a professor who called Mickey Mouse the "Swastika of the 90s." Thought it was a brilliant metaphor, even if I had no idea how right he was. This, courtesy of USA Today..

You'd think a company progressive enough to extend benefits to gay couples would be mature enough to not get their tits in a knot about a damn nipple ring (although I gotta tell you, that looked awfully painful).
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I’m off to see the robots.
After a day of relaxation (aka sleeping the anxiety away), I'm going to go cover high school kids building robots. But not without having to explain this to Mother first.
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