There's this widely held theory that people are most likely to have car accidents when they're within two miles of their home. But do they have anything for RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE!?!?!?
Long story short, I was backing away from the front of the crib, and another dude was too, and SLAM. He was driving a Blazer, so all that happened to him was a turned-in bumper. But me? The body shop is estimating $1,800, and that's if insurance doesn't total a '95 Corolla. Oh, and I have a $500 deductible. Fuck me.
Pictures later. Sigh.
Oh, whatEVER.