Where to begin... where to begin... Maybe I'll do this post like so... Dear bald 46 year old LOSER, You know... I was on the fence about getting involved with you... yeah... I was. I mean... you weren't my type... physically speaking. And emotionally... well... you know... too much introspection. I mean seriously... I had to sit there night after night... and listen to you wax on and on about your ex. How she wronged you... how she was selfish... how she cheated on you twice... Well mother fucker you took her back??? What does that say about you? I mean... someone cheats on me... that's it. There's no, hey let's go back and talk about this... Once a cheater, always a cheater. And please... bitch looked like Ellen DeGeneres. Quit telling me she was some beauty queen. She was ROUGH... and she worked at a fucking furniture store. Hel-loooooo And please... this isn't junior high... Mary Jane didn't dump you right before the big dance. It's been two months... time to move on. And you know what else, baldy? Grow some balls. No... really. Do. It helps. Stop going on and on about your feelings... and your emotions... and blah blah... Just fucking stop. No woman wants to hear that. In fact, you couldn't stop doing that long enough to fuck me proper. I faked every time. Oh yes, I did. Forget how I went on and on about your sexual prowess... really... nothing was there. You aren't that great... And you know what else I lied about? Your photography. It sucks too. "hey... please kick the jukebox! There's a skip in Baldy's photography!" You take the same picture over and over of the same fucking beach and you think it's art. It's the SAME SHOT over and over and over. Get some new material. Also... I didn't think the age difference would matter... but fuck yeah it does. Shit... we couldn't be out too long because you had to come back and take a nap. Oh... excuse me... a "power nap" Whatever. And lastly... You are a pussy. A big one. Just in case... you know... you were wondering. You are. In fact... I would have ended this with a 'go fuck yourself' but you seem to be lacking that appendage. So go suck a dick instead. Fuck you very much, The best thing that ever happened to you. There now... I feel better. You?
Oh, whatEVER.