Except it's not raining:
Behold the water main that exploded right behind the Pimp and damn near swallowed it whole.
Maybe "swallowing it whole" might be a bit of an exaggeration, but I was NOT hearing things when the cop said to me as I was taking the picture, "Ma'am (!), you need to be careful because that asphalt's starting to get weak." So for all intensive purposes, it COULD'VE swallowed it whole. You don't know. Anyway, yeah, so the street exploded all over my car and almost ate it. Boy, wouldn't THAT have sucked rocks.