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Friday, December 17, 2004
A little social cheer for y’all
Sent to me from my friend Lynne, aka Lurlene, the Trailer Court Queen (anyone into the rockabilly scene who doesn't know Lurlene needs a kick to the head) and sung to the tune of "Angels We Have Heard on High":
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Monday, December 13, 2004
Serves you right
I just got done sending my e-mail list of pals a note that I got off my reporter newsletter about how those Godforsaken ribbon magnets that everyone is so jacked up about putting on their vehicles can actually maul the paint job if you leave them stuck in one spot for any length of time. And to that I say, "Heh."

You want to do something to support the troops? Use the $5 you pay for the stupid thing and buy some beef jerky or toilet paper or smokes or just use the money for postage and give it to an organization who's sending stuff to the troops already overseas. After all, the soldiers can't see your smarmy self-importance when they're dodging bullets in Iraq. Fer fuck's sake.

And before anyone gets all pissy that I'm not patriotic, I covered a Christmas party at one of our National Guard Armories yesterday in which 376th Battalion is leaving this week. Believe me, they don't need you to ruin your fucking cars on some hollow sentiment. They need your prayers.

P.S. Same goes for breast cancer.
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Sunday, November 28, 2004
Gettin’ you in da Crimmus spirit
Sent to me from the Emperor Warrior Kendar, who's sitting across from me on one laptop while I'm on the other.
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
School was never this cool for me
I would KILL to be in this class: Lookit
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Tuesday, November 16, 2004
No no, gadget
Some more Mactastic information, this time about y'all's beloved TiVos: Lookit

Now, as I wrote to my Congressmen, just how exactly does Congress expect to enforce the part about not skipping over commercials? By spyware? Well, my man Pete's already voted against that in the Internet Spyware Prevention Act, so I'm guessing that's not an option. The only other option I can think of, then, is that police task forces will have to be formed, and they'll go out to each and every day to each and every household to see that people aren't fast-forwarding past the previews on videos or DVD, or aren't skipping them when they record on their TiVos. (Wonder if that would fall under Homeland Security? I'm sure they could get a grant for it or something.) Either way, those are gross violations of privacy, not to mention expensive to enforce.

Your choice, folks.
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Saturday, November 13, 2004
Is it wrong …
for a woman of a certain age (cough34 cough) to covet engaging in a May/December with the really hot Cinnabon rollista who, she's quite convinced, flirted with her last night at the mall? Even if he might be 16, 17-ish? That's legal, right? RIGHT!?!!?!?

Hey, Gabrielle's doing it ...
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Friday, November 12, 2004
He done dood it
Just heard the jury read the verdict on the Scott Peterson case. Gave me the chills.
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Friday, October 22, 2004
Dooce is a lucky woman
Back when Mer was in town, we were out one night -- in Hobart, of course, which if you know anything about NWI, you'll understand that what I'm about to tell you is typical -- and this dude started hitting on me (what comes next, not dudes hitting on me). I might've been intrigued, I'll admit, but then the guy flapped his yap about gay marriage and how it was wrong. (At that point, Zook, in one of his funnier moments, said "Oh no. Has she started using the hand gestures yet?" but I digress.)

What I did end up telling the jackass was that first of all, gay marriage has absolutely nothing to do with him and his life, because it doesn't; after all, millions upon millions of men were sodomizing each other at that very moment, and he was still standing there drinking his eight or ninth beer of the night, right!? But then I brought up that my brother is gay, and he was all, "Aw, yer just saying that," and I was like, "No. I'm not." He finally backed off, but here's what I wish I would've said if I thought this guy would've gotten it.
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Wednesday, October 20, 2004
How do you even respond?
Confession time: When BFKAS found me, there were some concerns. The first one? If the reason she was contacting me was because she or a sibling needed a body part. The other one, however, came after I found out I had a brother, and it was a two-parter: 1) Was he a retarded dork with whom I wouldn't want to be seen in public (he's not), and 2) was he someone I may have DATED or (shudders) nailed in my wilder college days? And he's neither, because he's gay as well as quite a bit younger than even my youngest coed conquest. But the reason the second point was so crucial is because I found out through the mediator handling my case that the bio-fam has lived no more than a half-hour away from me my entire life, therefore making it quite conceivable that I may have interacted with one or more of them in any fashion. Case in point? When I was in college, my sister was on campus with me (albeit on a different part of campus), and I partied with quite a few of my brother-in-law's best friends. So when I read over at Mac's that our favorite Illinois Republican nitwit Keyes is making the leap to incest from gay marriage, it took me a minute to digest the sheer stupidity of his argument.

I mean, yeah, the thought did cross my mind. That being said, it was something I entertained semi-seriously for like, a minute at the bar one night with my best friend and her brother, and did I mention they lived a HALF. HOUR. AWAY? How many adoptees are that close in proximity to their bio-roots? Anyway, what I want to know is, how do explain the adoptees who're CONCEIVED OF INCEST? Does Keyes know, or did his handlers forget to tell him, that those kids aren't conceived by gay sex or turkey basters? Seriously, I can't even wrap my head around that.

How embarrassed and horrified the Reublicans must be by that moron. Betcha Jack Ryan and his thing for public blow jobs must look awful good about now.

In the meantime, I ordered me some new specs today, and they're a definite departure from what I've had the past four years. The ones I have now are dainty. The new ones? Well, let's just say they're like nothing I've seen on anyone in NWI yet. But I'm excited.
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Thursday, October 14, 2004
Is it just me …
or did Shrub sound completely insincere when he talked about his faith? Because I TOTALLY didn't buy it.

Oh, and nothing like missing 3/4 of the debate because you thought you were on Eastern standard when you're really on Central. Der ...
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004
It’s ON, m’er f’ers
Seven minutes to debatin' time, and mark my words: Shrub is going to choke on the domestic, wire or not.
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Monday, October 11, 2004
Don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors, but …
Picked this up from Mac over at Pesky Apostrophe, where we both agree that the flip-flops in the picture? Are WAY cute. [NOTE: Since Kaffy pointed it out, the cute flip-flops are on Mac's page, not the link above.]

Our excellent taste in footwear aside, here's my question: Is there actually any hardcore proof that Shrub is as big a fundie Christian as he prides himself? Because it wouldn't be the first time that someone has pimped themselves out as one thing to get votes.

My next question should be that if that's the case, would the fundies have their undies in a wad over getting used like that, but I think they've already answered THAT one.
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Sunday, October 03, 2004
It’s a holiday in Fallujah
Got this from Choire, who got this from Poynter. The link's right there, but I'm also copying it in its entirety just because.

Quite a different story from all the Shrub rah-toric, n'est-ce pas?
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Friday, October 01, 2004
Color me impressed
All right, so the debate ... I think it went well for both of them, but I thought Kerry did a better job overall. (Full disclosure: This is also the first time I've ever heard Kerry speak at ay length about anything, so perhaps my judgement's a bit biased on that.) Still, Shrub, pregnant pauses though there were enough, didn't come off as a total retard. For once.

What it came down to for me was the closing arguments, and I'm all about Kerry's plan that we need to start working diplomacy back into our shtick. I mean, a person (or nation) really can be resolute and non-mambypamby in his or her beliefs without bullying others; I've seen it happen, even. I almost feel sorry for Kerry, though, because if he gets elected? Look at the shit he has to clean up. Not that I don't think he can do the job, but it blows to be put in the position in the first place.
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Thursday, September 23, 2004
Lost another local to the savages of war
From the DoD's Web site:

Pfc. Nathan E. Stahl, 20, of Highland, Ind., died Sept. 21 in Iraq, when his vehicle was struck with an improvised explosive device. Stahl was assigned to 2nd Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment from Fort Lewis, Wash.

I spent the majority of my evening doing some back-up for JB [UPDATE: John Grant Emeigh, aka JG EEEEEE-MAAAAAAY in Broad lingo, was the lead for the story, and JB and I were backup, just giving props where they're due] on this, mostly trying to come up with a yearbook picture of the kid. When I located the last one on file of him, I said to the guy from whom I got it, "Wow, he looks so young." And the guy says, "These are young kids fighting over there." And I was like, "Yup. Sigh." I mean, what the hell do you say, right?

Mother always tells the story of when she was a kid during WWII, Navy officers came to her parents' home to let them know that Mother's oldest brother was taken captive (by the Japanese, if I'm not mistaken). She was about 10 or 11 when it happened, and my uncle came out of it all right and everything. But when my folks went to adopt, Mother swore on all that was right and holy to her that she would NOT adopt a boy, because she didn't want to have those soldiers coming to her door like that.

My sincere sympathies to the Stahl/Nightingale families. God bless you for giving us your son, and God bless him for trying to keep our freedom.
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